金刚腿的话说龙
乙二龙山。甲你等等吧。龙没有腿儿，龙有爪。乙啊？那爪在哪儿长着？甲在腿上。乙还是的。丙山上有什么庙哇？乙“龙”王庙。丙庙里有什么神？乙“龙”王。丙庙门口有什么树？乙“龙”爪槐。丙树上落着什么鸟？乙“龙”鹞子。丙鸟嘴衔着什么果子？乙“龙”眼果。丙下山走的什么桥？乙青“龙”桥。丙噢，京北呀！ 上哪儿去？乙“隆”福寺。丙噢，北京啊！ 谁家里？乙老“龙”家。丙百家姓没有这姓！ 乙这是外姓。丙好嘛，外姓也来啦。叫门谁给开的门？乙“聋”子。丙聋子？那你叫门他也听不见哪？乙这个……是啊，旁边有一个不聋的人告诉他的。丙这不像话。他还告诉聋子开门去，他不会给开门吗？乙讲这巧劲儿嘛！ 丙把您让进去给的什么坐？乙“龙”墩。丙嘿！ 龙墩！ 给什么喝的？乙“龙”井茶。丙什么碗？乙团“龙”盖碗。丙给的什么吃？乙“龙”凤饼。丙不娶媳妇哪来的龙凤饼啊？乙是啊，隔壁聘姑娘给我的。丙瞧这巧劲儿！ 那你给人讲的什么故事？乙《“龙”图公案》。丙噢，就是《包公案》。人家乐了吗？乙乐啦。丙给的什么钱？乙乾“隆”钱。哎！ 这钱必须都得带窟“窿”眼儿。丙行！ 还真没把你问短。
恐龙中英文名称
中生代或中生代前：初龙Archosaur迷龙Labyrinthodont蜥蜴Lizard中生代-三叠纪：腔骨龙Coelophysis犬齿龙Cynodont始初龙Eoraptor黑瑞龙Herrerasaurus蓓天翼龙Peteinosaurus三叉棕榈龙Thrinaxodon蛇颈龙Plesiosaur植龙Phytosaur蒙托龙Metoposaur鸟脚亚龙Ornithopod上龙Pliosaur板龙Plateosaurus后鳄龙Postosuchus布拉塞龙Placerias盾齿龙Placodus加斯马吐龙Chasnatosaurus纯信龙Pistosaurus龟龙Placohelys鸥龙Lariosaurus阿氏开普吐龙Askeptosaurus混鱼龙Mixosaurus舟椎龙Cymbospondylus锹鳞龙Stagomolepis无齿龙Henodus沙尼龙Shonisaurus高冠颌龙Hupsognathus巨椎龙Massospondylus副细颚龙Procompsognathus异平齿龙Hyperodapedon中生代-侏罗纪：异特龙Allosaurus梁龙Diplodocus鱼龙Ichthyosaur无颚龙Anurognathus滑齿龙Liopleurodon斑龙Megalosaurus大眼鱼龙Ophthalmosaurus雷龙Apatosaurus剑龙Stegosaurus嗜鸟龙Ornitholestes嘴口龙Rhamphorhynchus雷龙Brontosaurus翼龙Pterosaur翼手龙Pterodactylus棱长颈龙Cryptoclidus扭椎龙Eustreptospondylus棱齿龙Hypsilophodontid始祖鸟Archaeopteryx秀颚龙Compsognathus冰脊龙Cryolophosaurus腕龙Brachiosaurus虚骨龙Coelurus巨齿龙Teratosaurus异龙Tiranosaurus双嵴龙Dilophosaurus角鼻龙Ceratosaurus蛇颈龙Plesiosaurus离片齿龙Timnoodontosaurus巴拉帕龙Barapasaurus赖索托龙Lesothosaurus槽齿龙Thecodontosaurus安琪龙Anchisaurus畸齿龙Heterodontosaurus踝龙Scelidosaurus狭翼龙Stenopterygius小盾片龙Scutellosaurus弯龙Camptosaurus掘颌龙Scaphognathus伊拉夫罗龙Elaphrosaurus肯氏龙Kentrosaurus叉龙Dicraeosaurus永川龙Yongchuanosaurus盘足龙Euhelopus索德斯龙Sordes沱江龙Tuojiangosaurus马门溪龙Mamenchisaurus磔齿龙Dryosaurus奥思尼尔龙Othnielia中生代-白垩纪：大鹅龙Anatotitan甲龙Ankylosaurus重爪龙Baryonyx笨爪龙Baryonyx角龙Ceratopsian虚骨龙Coelurosaurs恐爪龙Deinonychus鼠齿龙Didelphodon奔龙Dromaeosaur矮异特龙Dwarfallosaur爱德蒙托龙Edmontosaurus鸭嘴龙Hadrosaur森林龙Hylaeosaurus海拉尔龙Hylaeosaurus酷拉龙Koolasuchus雷利诺龙Leaellynasaura犹他盗龙Utahraptor迅猛龙Velociraptor暴龙Tyrannosaurus木他龙Muttaburrasaurus结龙Nodosaur鸟脚龙Ornithocheirus披羽蛇翼龙Quetzalcoatlus提米穆斯龙Timimus牛角龙Torosaurus钉背龙Polacanthus它蓓翼龙Tapejara三角龙Triceratops棘龙Edaphosaurus塔博龙Tarbosaurus禽龙Iguanodon棘齿龙Echinodon准噶尔翼龙Dsungaripterus普罗巴克特龙Probactrosaurus乌埃哈龙Wuerhosaurus厚针龙Pachyrhachis鹦鹉嘴龙Psittacosaurus阿克罗肯龙Acrocanthosaurus塞塞罗龙Thescelosaurus泰南吐龙Tenontosaurus板果龙Platecarpus无齿翼龙Pteranodon厚甲龙Struthiosaurus原角龙Protoceratops阿利奥拉龙[Alioramus薄片龙Elasmosaurus青岛龙Tsintaosaurus山东龙Shantungosaurus赛查龙Saichania后凹尾龙Opisthocoelicaudia似鸵龙Struthiomimus达氏吐龙Daspletosaurus鳄龙Champsosaurus剑角龙Stegoceras狭爪龙Stenonychosaurus原蜥冠龙Prosaurolophus浮龙Plotosaurus帕克索龙Parksosaurus胄甲龙anoplosaurus肿头龙Pachycephalosaurus盔头龙Corythosaurus阿拉莫龙Alamosaurus鸭嘴龙Anatosaurus厚鼻龙Pachyrhinosaurus赖氏龙Lambeosaurus戟龙Styracosaurus似鸟龙Saurornithoides中国的恐龙尹氏芦沟龙Lukousaurusyini破碎中国虚骨龙Sinocoelurusfragilis原始川东虚骨龙Chuandongocoelurusprimitivus亚洲古似鸟龙Archaeornithomimusasiatiicus嗜角偷蛋龙Oviraptorphiloceratop艾里克敏捷龙Phaedrolosaurusilikensis小巧吐谷鲁龙Tugulusaurusfaciles蒙古疾走龙Velociraptormongoliensis三叠中国龙Sinosaurustriassicus中国只脊龙Dilophosaurussinensis建设气龙Gasosaurusconstructus七里峡宣汉龙Xuanhanosaurusqilixiaensis上游永川龙Yangchuanosaurusshangyouensis巨型永川龙Yangchuanosaurusmagus巨型永川龙Yangchuanosaurusmagus甘氏四川龙Szechuanosauruscampi石油克拉玛依龙Kelmayisauruspetrolicus大水沟吉兰泰龙Chilantaisaurustashikouensis毛儿图吉兰泰龙Chiantaisaurusmaortuensis浙江吉兰泰龙Chilantaisauruszhejiangensis破碎金刚口龙Chingkankousaurusfragilis广西原恐齿龙ProdeinodonKwangshiensis火焰山鄯善龙Shanshanosaurushuoyanshanensis威肋阿尔伯脱龙Albertosauruspericulosus奥氏鹰龙Alectrosaurusolseni栾川暴龙Tyrannosaurusluanchuanensis霸王龙相似种Tyrannosaurus特暴龙未定种Tarbosaurussp.许氏禄丰龙Lufengosaurushuenei巨型禄丰龙Lufengosaurusmagnus黄氏云南龙Yunnanosaurushuangi巨硕云南龙Yunnanosaurusmagnus中国近蜥龙（兀龙）Anchisaurus（Gyposaurus）sinensis中和金沙江龙Chinshakiangosauruszhongheensis武定昆明龙Kunmingosauruswudingensis炎齿原颌龙Protognathosaurusoxyodon岳氏三巴龙Sanpasaurusyoai船城资中龙Zizhongosauruschuanchengensis李氏蜀龙Shunosauruslii巴以酋龙Datousaurusbashanensis荣县峨嵋龙Omeisaurusjunghsiensis斧溪峨嵋龙Omeisaurusfuxiensis天府峨嵋龙Omeisaurustianfuensis罗泉峨嵋龙Omeisaurusluoquanensis建设马门溪龙Mamenchisaurusconstructus合川马门溪龙Manenchisaurushochuanensis奇台天山龙Tienshanosauruschitaiensis戈壁克拉美丽龙Klamelisaurusgobiensis湖泊嘉裕龙Chiayusauruslacstris师氏盘足龙Euhelopuszdanskyi广西亚洲龙Asiatosauruskwangshiensis坦齿蒙古龙Mongolosaurushoplodon耙齿纳摩盖吐龙Nemegtosauruspachi禄丰滇中龙Diachongosauruslufengensis大山铺膮龙Xiaosaurusdashanpensis鸿鹤盐都龙Yandusaurushungheensis拾遗工部龙Gongbusaurusshiyii五彩湾工部龙Gongbusauruswucalwanensis兰氏灵龙Agilisauruslouderbacki戈壁原巴克龙Probactrosaurusgobiensis阿拉善原巴克龙Probactrosaurusalashanicus姜氏巴克龙Bactrosaurusjohnsoni黑龙江满洲龙Mandschurosaurusamurensis蒙古计氏龙Gilmoreosaurusmongoliensis中国谭氏龙Taniussinensis金刚口谭氏龙Taniuschingkankoensis莱阳谭氏龙Taniuslaiyangensis南雄小鸭嘴龙Microhadrosaurusnanshiungensis巨型山东龙Shantungosaurusgiganteus富蕴牙克煞龙Jaxartosaurusfuyanensis棘鼻青岛龙Tsintaosaurusspinorhinus奥氏大地龙Tatisaurusoehleri太白华阳龙Huayangosaurustaibaii凹甲剑节龙Stegosauridesexcavatus关氏嘉陵龙Chialingosauruskuani多棘沱江龙Tuojiangosaurusmultispinus江北重庆龙Chungkingosaurusjiangbeiensis平坦乌尔禾龙Wuerhosaurushomheni拉乌拉芒康龙Monokosauruslawulacus明星天池龙Tianchiasaurusnedegoapeferima薄甲北山龙Peishansaurusphilemys谷氏绘龙Pinacosaurusgrangeri结节蜥甲龙Sauroplitesscutiger肿头黑山龙Heishanosauruspachycephalus辽西朝阳龙Chaoyangosaurusliaoxinensis蒙古鹦鹉嘴龙Psittacosaurusmongoliensis中国鹦鹉嘴龙Psittacosaurussinensiss奥氏鹦鹉嘴龙Psittacosaurusosborni固阳鹦鹉嘴龙Psittacosaurusgugangensis新疆鹦鹉嘴龙Psittacosaurusxingiangensis梅勒营鹦鹉嘴龙Psittacosaurusmeileyingensis戈壁微角龙Microceratopsgobiensis凹齿微角龙Microceratopssulcidens安氏原角龙Protoceratopsandrewsi红土崖小肿头龙Micropachycephalosaurushongtuyanensis岩寺皖南龙Wannanosaurusyangsiensis短棘南雄龙Nanshiungosaurusbrevisinus恐龙相关词汇种属名词：蜥臀目Lizard-hipped鸟臀目Bird-hipped鸟盘目Ornithischia肉食动物Carnivore食草动物Herbivore离椎亚目Temnospondyl兽脚亚目Theropod兽孔目Therapsid肉食性动物Predator地质年代：寒武纪Cambrian中生代MesozoicEra白垩纪Cretaceous-Period侏罗纪时期Jurassic-Period三叠纪Triassic-Period石炭纪Carboniferous古生代PaleozoicEra奥陶纪Ordovician二叠纪Permian志留纪Silurian泥盆纪Devonian解剖名词：软骨Cartilage犬齿Canineteeth背鳍DorsalFin门牙Incisorteeth臼齿Molarteeth
